Review: Monster Energy Gronk


New England Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski signed at multiyear endorsement deal with Monster – because what the NFL needs is brain-damaged players endorsing energy drinks!

Monster Energy Gronk

Monster Energy Gronk

Monster Energy Gronk is what you create when you run out of good ideas. The packaging denotes that this is a new blend, but it pretty much tastes like original Monster. So basically pretty terrible.

Unless you still think Deflategate was a conspiracy against the Patriots, you’ll want take a pass on this flavor. It’s a fumble.

Monster Energy Gronk
Carbonated water, sugar, glucose, citric acid, taurine, natural & artificial flavor, sodium citrate, panax ginseng extract, tartaric acid, color added, caffeine, sorbic acid (preservative), benzonic acid (preservative), niacinamide (Vitamin B3), L-carnitine L-tartrate, salt, D-glucuponolactone, guarana extract, inositol, pyridoxine hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), sucralose, ribloflavin (Vitamin B2), maltodextrin, cyanocobalamin (Vitamin B12)

A 16 oz can contains 220 calories, 185 mg sodium, 55 g carbs (52 g sugars), and 144 mg of caffeine.