Review: Jones Soda Banana Cream Pie Soda (2006)


Jones Soda Banana Cream Pie Soda (2006)

It smells like banana. Specifically, like those dehydrated-but-tasty banana chips. Thankfully, the taste reflects that pleasant flavor. Jones Soda Banana Cream Pie Soda lives up to its name… and that’s hard to do!

Review: Jones Soda Apple Pie Soda (2006)


Jones Soda Apple Pie Soda (2006)

Dessert Pack soda review: “Somewhat of a watered-down apple juice. You know those mix-with-water packets you can buy to make hot apple cider? Imagine that, but cold and carbonated… and with 160 calories. That’s Jones Soda Apple Pie Soda.”

Review: Jones Soda Blueberry Pie Soda (2006)


Jones Soda Blueberry Pie Soda (2006)

Dessert Pack soda review: “The color of this drink is quite attractive, but Jones Soda Blueberry Pie Soda is somewhat of a dud in execution. The scent isn’t great, the flavor misses the mark when it comes to berry, and there is a cluttered aftertaste.”

Review: Jones Soda Egg Nog Soda (2006)


Jones Soda Egg Nog Soda (2006)

Jones Soda Egg Nog Soda is another installment in the Holiday 4-Pack flavors. It’s not a good drink. What you have here is yellow-colored medicine that features bad tastes that should not be placed in your mouth at all. The smell is that of a cleaning solution, so unless you plan on using it instead of Windex, stay away!

Review: Jones Soda Candy Cane Soda (2006)


Jones Soda Candy Cane Soda (2006)

Another of the Holiday 4-Pack flavors, our beverage review of Jones Soda Candy Cane Soda is like other releases in the 2006 Holiday collection… not very good. It smells and reminds me of visiting the dentist, with a medicine-influence flavor that is not at all attractive. It could have been a good mint drink, but it fails.

Review: Jones Soda Pea Soda (2006)


Jones Soda Pea Soda (2006)

Jones Soda Pea Soda is the “chosen” flavor to showcase the press release for the 2006 Holiday collection. It’s a green beverage, much like 2005′s Broccoli Casserole flavor… and the taste is very similar as well. Smells nasty, but doesn’t taste as bad as your nose would have you think.

Review: Jones Soda Dinner Roll Soda (2006)


Jones Soda Dinner Roll Soda (2006)

Does bread make a good soft drink flavor? Ever? Jones Soda Dinner Roll Soda is part of the 2006 Jones Soda Holiday collection. At first it smells really good… then the large dose of salty flavor hits you right away, forcing your nose to scrunch up painfully.

Review: Jones Soda Antacid Flavored Soda (2006)


Jones Soda Antacid Flavored Soda (2006)

The Jones Soda Antacid Flavored Soda installment in the 2006 Jones Soda Holiday collection brings “carbonated Pepto-Bismol” into your Christmas celebration. Add in the bonus measuring cup, and you have quite a unique, pink drink here… that still doesn’t taste very good.

Review: Jones Soda Turkey & Gravy Soda (2006)


Jones Soda Turkey & Gravy Soda (2006)

Does one really have to explain the history, context, and fascination with Jones Soda Turkey & Gravy Soda? After all, this is the drink that started this novelty trend back in 2003. It’s back as part of the 2006 Jones Soda Holiday collection… and it’s still classically nasty!

Review: Jones Soda Sugar Plum Soda (2006)


Jones Soda Sugar Plum Soda (2006) - Box

4-Pack soda review: “Jones Sugar Plum Soda resembled watered-down grape pop with some sort of obscure aftertaste. I can’t quite place it. It’s not gag-inducing, but it’s not very pleasant either.”